About time

According to The Inquisitr, Apple will (probably, assuredly, maybe) launch a line of laptops priced below $1,000. Check out the link above for the details.

All I can say is it's about fucking time. With the financial clusterfuck in full swing, what better time to price products more aggressively? And now that 90% of college students own Apple, they should broaden their horizons--the real world.

I look forward to the new "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" ads:

PC: Hi, I'm a PC, and I'm cheaper than a crack whore.
Mac: And now I am too!
PC: Really?
Mac: Yup! I'm also prettier, simpler and more accessible than a crack whore.
PC: Well, uh...at least I'm not Justin Long.